Attractive Eighties Women

Auld Lang Syne

2011-12-07T16:48:53Z

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Win a prize!

2011-04-06T01:37:34Z

Hey, guys. Our new EP is now available to download, absolutely FREE! As an added bonus, if you are the 100th person to download E Pluribus Aewsome, you'll win a special Aqua Teen Hunger Force prize pack consisting of season 1-4 on DVD! How's that for AEWSOME?? Download today and tell your friends!

Download our new EP!

2011-04-01T20:02:09Z

E Pluribus Aewsome is now available on Bandcamp! It only costs one email address. Please download it, upload it, burn it, email it, torrent it, share it, etc. Spread the word to AEW fans far and wide. Attractive Eighties Women - E Pluribus Aewsome xoxo, Phoebe Cates

Wrestlemania XXVII Pre-Party

2011-03-08T18:05:49Z

The Rock is gonna be there! Stone Cold is gonna be there! HHH and the Undertaker are gonna be there! Everybody's gonna be there! Check it out on facebook. Oh yeah, one more thing... we're also going to be releasing our new EP, E Pluribus Aewsome! It features four new tracks and will be available online for the low, low cost of nothing!

The odds are good you won't come back alive...

2010-12-08T19:05:22Z

Hey, everyone. Just wanted to let you know that we have a very limited number of Murder Kroger t-shirts left. They are now available online! They are only available in L, XL, and XXL. The S and M shirts sold out at the show. Get yours today! When they're gone, they're gone. SOLD OUT! xoxo, Phoebe Cates

RETURN OF THE MACK

2010-11-20T07:49:41Z

APRIL FOOLISHNESS

2010-03-03T14:50:51Z

Hello, ladies and germs! It's time once again to kick out the jams. The Clermont Lounge is hosting a rock n' roll throwdown on April Fools Day, with a lineup that must be seen to be believed. First up is the reunion of Athens, GA's own Drunk and Furious, the world's most offensive band. These guys are some of our oldest friends. The only time I ever actually puked on someone's dog, it was at the lead singer's house. They haven't played a show in five years, but now that Johnny Swanson (banjo) is out of jail, they're trying to pick up where they left off. They just can't legally play within 500 yards of a church or school... making the Clermont the perfect location to stage their comeback. Next, we have the best band in Atlanta that isn't us... The Vaginas! Hope this email makes it past your spam filter. We haven't played with these guys in a while, but if any of you remember the last time (unlikely!) you know you're in for a treat. With so many cops on furlough, we're hoping there won't be a repeat of the tear gas/taser incident. Did you know that "inciting a riot" is a crime? Then, the final strike in this liver-punching combo, Attractive Eighties Women hit the stage! As you all know, we're the kind of music people listen to while making bad decisions... What better place to make bad decisions than the Clermont Lounge? If one of you doesn't leave this show with an STD (that you didn't have before you got there), then frankly, we're not doing our jobs. We'll be playing a few new songs, along with all the old classics. Maybe we'll even bring back the plunger game, if you guys promise to behave. They're not selling any advance tickets to the show, so get there early. Quite a few folks were shut out of our last gig. Don't let this happen to you! We're damned popular, and the Clermont isn't any bigger than 529. To get into the show, all you need is $7, two condoms, and a brandy snifter full of green M & M's. See you there! XOXO, Phoebe Cates PS - There's been a lot of discussion about this on our message board, and we just want to set the record straight. We prefer our female fans to wear bras with front clasps. I don't know who decided bras should fasten in the back, but it wasn't a 15 year old boy, I can tell you that much.

Jersey Shark wants you to come to 529!

2010-01-10T23:53:28Z

Bill Dance, motherfucker! Bill Dance

2009-12-07T23:25:13Z

Thanks to our good friend Brooke for sending this our way.

New show announced!

2009-11-23T18:51:42Z

Attractive Eighties Women will be returning to the stage on Dec. 11 at Lenny's! It will be our first time playing at Lenny's since Corndogorama 2008. Hard to believe, right? We're very excited to be sharing the stage with Daiquiri and America's Funnyman, Neil Hamburger. We'll be debuting a couple new tunes and jamming all the old classics as well. See you there! xoxo, Phoebe Cates P.S. If you're not familiar with Neil Hamburger, check out some of the videos below. (Audio is NSFW!)

Buy our new album online!

2009-10-06T01:13:21Z

Did you know you can buy our new album, The Ancient Cry of the Tyrannosaur, online RIGHT NOW?! That's right, true believer! The wait is finally over. You can buy a copy on CD from CD baby, or you can download the album from iTunes! The album is also available in a variety of lossless formats on BandCamp. Pick your poison! We'll be back soon, playing shows and melting spines across the Southeast! 2010 is going to be the most AEWsome year yet! xoxo, Phoebe Cates

Creative Loafing Q&A with Chad Radford

2009-08-27T13:39:41Z

"Our art has one goal and that is to get people partying, get people drunk and get people making bad decisions." - Phoebe Cates

Chad Radford recently sat down with us to discuss how big a dick he is, why we hate pandas so much, and the meaning of "swamp wise." Read all about it here.

Criminal Records in-store performance!

2009-08-24T11:45:27Z

We've scheduled an in-store performance at Criminal Records this Friday, August 28th at 7:30 PM, in the heart of Little 5 Points. We'll be playing our infamous lounge set. Expect a laid back, easy listening AEW experience, slightly different from our usual schtick. xoxo, Phoebe Cates

Get the new album FOR FREE at our LAST SHOW of 2009!

2009-08-18T00:06:17Z

Congratulations. You are invited to a musical revolution. On August 29, 2009, we will unleash the power of our second album, The Ancient Cry of the Tyrannosaur, live at The EARL in Atlanta, GA. To celebrate, we've planned a rock and roll revival that will set your soul on fire. We're talking about an evening of pure, unadulterated rock music that will boil the very marrow of your bones! Woodstock? Altamont? The 100 Club? Yeah, something along those lines. First up we've got Tendaberry, from right here in the ANTA! They've got a new wave/post-punk sound unlike any you've heard before. You better show up with your dancing shoes on, because the mere sound of their music will have your body involuntarily gyrating to the beat. Who's next, you ask? None other than the greatest country band in Athens, GA, The Bearfoot Hookers! If you haven't been to a Hookers show, then you don't know the first thing about a rock and roll revival. These boys play beer drinkin' gospel! By the end of their set, Rev. Tybo will have you all on your knees, taking a communion of pork rinds and PBR. Finally, after you've all been whipped into a drunk, circle-pitting frenzy, Attractive Eighties Women will take the stage... FOR OUR LAST SHOW OF THE YEAR. That's right. The last Attractive Eighties Women show of 2009. We're taking a break -- a four-month hiatus from performing to seek audience with the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. We will be working with the Yogi to develop a new form of transcendental meditation, based on the visualization of large boobs with symmetrical areolae. We've been preparing extensively for our trip to India in between rehearsals, mostly by eating Trader Joe's Paneer Tikka Masala. It seems to be working wonders for us, spiritually and as a band. The other day - as a direct result of the Yogi's breast visualization techniques - Kelly McGillis actually levitated 2-3 inches off the ground while playing the solo in "Death Skull Napalm Sword." We vow to return, ready to rock by January 2010, refreshed and renewed by our time with the Yogi and our visions of beautiful bouncing jugs. Maybe we'll play a surprise show here or there. Who knows? But this CD release party is guaranteed to be the last REAL Attractive Eighties Women show for some time. SO YOU'D BETTER BE THERE! Tickets are just $8! Click here to buy them in advance! ...and did I mention that you get a free copy of our new album, The Ancient Cry of the Tyrannosaur, just for showing up?! We'll be playing a bunch of our new songs and a bunch of old favorites. Expect the unexpected, including some new cover songs and special guest performers! This is going to be our most legendary performance since our last CD release party. If you are an AEW fan, you won't want to miss it. See you there! xoxo, Phoebe Cates

SHOW DETAILS
8:30 PM	Doors Open
9:30 PM	Tendaberry
10:30 PM	The Bearfoot Hookers
11:30 PM	Attractive Eighties Women

Attractive Eighties Women have balls.

2009-08-12T21:44:16Z

Photo by Josh Meister