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Hey, guys. Our new EP is now available to download, absolutely FREE! As an added bonus, if you are the 100th person to download E Pluribus Aewsome, you'll win a special Aqua Teen Hunger Force prize pack consisting of season 1-4 on DVD! How's that for AEWSOME?? Download today and tell your friends!
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Attractive Eighties Women - E Pluribus Aewsome
xoxo,
Phoebe Cates
The Rock is gonna be there! Stone Cold is gonna be there! HHH and the Undertaker are gonna be there! Everybody's gonna be there! Check it out on facebook.
Oh yeah, one more thing... we're also going to be releasing our new EP, E Pluribus Aewsome! It features four new tracks and will be available online for the low, low cost of nothing!
Hey, everyone. Just wanted to let you know that we have a very limited number of Murder Kroger t-shirts left. They are now available online! They are only available in L, XL, and XXL. The S and M shirts sold out at the show. Get yours today! When they're gone, they're gone.
SOLD OUT!
xoxo,
Phoebe Cates
Hello, ladies and germs!
It's time once again to kick out the jams. The Clermont Lounge is hosting a rock n' roll throwdown on April Fools Day, with a lineup that must be seen to be believed.
First up is the reunion of Athens, GA's own Drunk and Furious, the world's most offensive band. These guys are some of our oldest friends. The only time I ever actually puked on someone's dog, it was at the lead singer's house. They haven't played a show in five years, but now that Johnny Swanson (banjo) is out of jail, they're trying to pick up where they left off. They just can't legally play within 500 yards of a church or school... making the Clermont the perfect location to stage their comeback.
Next, we have the best band in Atlanta that isn't us... The Vaginas! Hope this email makes it past your spam filter. We haven't played with these guys in a while, but if any of you remember the last time (unlikely!) you know you're in for a treat. With so many cops on furlough, we're hoping there won't be a repeat of the tear gas/taser incident. Did you know that "inciting a riot" is a crime?
Then, the final strike in this liver-punching combo, Attractive Eighties Women hit the stage! As you all know, we're the kind of music people listen to while making bad decisions... What better place to make bad decisions than the Clermont Lounge? If one of you doesn't leave this show with an STD (that you didn't have before you got there), then frankly, we're not doing our jobs. We'll be playing a few new songs, along with all the old classics. Maybe we'll even bring back the plunger game, if you guys promise to behave.
They're not selling any advance tickets to the show, so get there early. Quite a few folks were shut out of our last gig. Don't let this happen to you! We're damned popular, and the Clermont isn't any bigger than 529. To get into the show, all you need is $7, two condoms, and a brandy snifter full of green M & M's. See you there!
XOXO,
Phoebe Cates
PS - There's been a lot of discussion about this on our message board, and we just want to set the record straight. We prefer our female fans to wear bras with front clasps. I don't know who decided bras should fasten in the back, but it wasn't a 15 year old boy, I can tell you that much.
Thanks to our good friend Brooke for sending this our way.
Attractive Eighties Women will be returning to the stage on Dec. 11 at Lenny's! It will be our first time playing at Lenny's since Corndogorama 2008. Hard to believe, right? We're very excited to be sharing the stage with Daiquiri and America's Funnyman, Neil Hamburger. We'll be debuting a couple new tunes and jamming all the old classics as well. See you there!
xoxo,
Phoebe Cates
P.S. If you're not familiar with Neil Hamburger, check out some of the videos below. (Audio is NSFW!)